Xenu has landed...
Well it's official; the horrifying, puke-inducing train wreck labelled TomKat has given birth to Suri - AKA "pickpocket" or "sneak thief" in Japanese!
Point your browsers towards Tom Cruise is Nuts to see the first picture of the bundle of .... ???
Point your browsers towards Tom Cruise is Nuts to see the first picture of the bundle of .... ???
posted by verniciousknids @ 8:45 pm
16 Comments:
At 10:41 pm,
Bearette said…
does it really mean that in Japanese??? ah, the little tomkitten ;)
At 10:49 pm,
verniciousknids said…
Yep, it certainly does :D
At 11:09 pm,
My float said…
Hands up everyone who wants to beat up Tom Cruise? I'm happy enough for Katie to carry on, but Tom needs some SENSE, man!
At 11:13 pm,
verniciousknids said…
I wish I had more than 2 hands :D
At 1:46 am,
Lou said…
I still think it is a rent-a-baby. Her belly fluctuated way too much during the whole pregnancy. I guess we'll see over time.
At 2:01 am,
verniciousknids said…
Your hubby is lucky to have remained unaware of this for so long Liz :)
Lou, I agree...some scientology underling has provided the baby I'm sure!
And I think it's brilliant that Brooke Shields had her baby on the same day :D
At 5:03 am,
Bearette said…
men have this ability to be separated from pop culture. when the dukes of hazzard was coming out, i mentioned jessica simpson once and my friend allen asked, "who is jessica simpson?"
she was only on the cover of every magazine at the time!!
At 8:47 am,
Elsa said…
Too funny! I feel bad for the baby - can you imagine having Tom Cruise as your Dad - ooooo ik! He is so strange. And God forbid Katie gets post-partum depression, Tom will just have to inform her that there is no such thing - because Tom knows everything.
At 10:23 am,
Caro said…
Now maybe the tabloids will quit talking about them, I hope.
At 11:28 am,
verniciousknids said…
Bearette: Too true - I kind of envy them for this ability though :)
Elsa: He's become creepier and creepier over the last year...do you know that he just told GQ magazine that he can cure a heroin addiction in 3 days! What a man?!
Carolyn: There's no chance they'll stop, especially with the gems he's spewing forth every time he opens his mouth ;)
At 3:31 pm,
RT said…
Poor baby. The name seems to have a whole vocabulary of meanings and connotations.. Cant wait for her to grow up and figure it out herself..:-)
At 11:03 pm,
verniciousknids said…
Hi rt & welcome, it will certainly be one messed up kid!
At 11:26 pm,
Miss Kim said…
I have a lovely whip which I'd love to use on tommy. I'd cure things he didn't even know he had!
At 12:35 am,
verniciousknids said…
LOL T1 - you are a feisty one for sure :D
At 2:47 am,
Anonymous said…
He makes me so angry!!!
At 11:48 pm,
verniciousknids said…
You're not the only one Antonia ;)
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