Should I be dead right now?!
Okay, I just sneezed 25 times in a ROW. I thought that this had to be some kind of Guinness World Record but they don't have any online records for sneezing. So I went googling and discovered that:
So basically, I am now sitting here typing with my eyes closed (physically impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze you know), fractured ribs, a couple of ruptured blood vessels and my heart has been stopped for 25 milliseconds.
When will this wretched kafunsho season end?! I hate those stupid cedar trees and I refuse to wear the ridiculous ShinkoQ Kafunsho Sugi Kafun Face Mask. Grrr.
posted by verniciousknids @ 12:40 am
12 Comments:
At 3:38 am,
Anonymous said…
You poor thing, I hope you feel better soon :-)
At 10:09 am,
verniciousknids said…
Thanks Antonia :)
Liz: I've heard that one too - humans have believed some weird things over the years!
At 1:26 am,
verniciousknids said…
You have yours for 8 months Liz?! That's horrendous - mine only last till Mayish. I'll keep my fingers crossed for snow then :x (that's me sneezing!)
At 3:47 am,
Caro said…
Ooh, the face mask is very Michael Jackson.
At 9:39 pm,
verniciousknids said…
Carolyn: all the years I've been living here surrounded by these masks I've never ever connected them to Jacko - now that you've said it, they no longer just look ridiculous, they look downright sinister :p
I like your choice of mask too!
At 1:39 am,
Anonymous said…
Great stuff - keep it up
At 5:47 am,
melbo said…
I thought I might be able to find you a "chicken soup" remedy on the Guiness site, but this is the closest I could find. Mighty Mike-what a trooper. Sure beats hay fever, eh?
(BTW, I'm glad you didn't die (from sneezing)! Feel better soon!)
At 10:51 pm,
verniciousknids said…
Thanks for the kind thoughts melbo. With the blockage in my head right now, it'd be kind of nice to have my head chopped off - but I don't fancy being fed by an eyedropper :p
At 3:29 am,
Anonymous said…
Hysterical post - hadn't thought of sneezing being particularly blogworthy before:)
Michelle
At 10:42 am,
verniciousknids said…
Welcome Michelle - it's amazing what you can find to blog about!
At 1:38 pm,
Anonymous said…
This is an awesome post, I'm still laughing. Feel better soon :-)
At 10:07 am,
verniciousknids said…
x baby: I'm glad my misery could bring some joy :p
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